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happy holidays to pharmacists

December 9, 2008

Happy Holidays to everyone except the 15 yr old (female, always female! Why?? something about a brand new pharmacy degree and tits turns them into to Dudley DoRight, protecting the public from dangerous crackheads like me) 

To the pharmacists that treat me like a criminal when I get my script filled, i have some different holiday wishes. To them, I wish the following; for the holiday season:

Pubic Lice

Intestinal problems accompanied extremely loud uncontrolled farting.

embarassing and pungent odors in their girl regions

Of course, since I would never wish anyone real harm, I hope they get good and prompt medical treatment. Which of course includes prescriptions that they can pick up at their local grocery or Target store. These effective medications should be called

SmellyVag

Crabs Begone

Anti Ass Rocket

Hopefully the pharmacists there willl answer all their questions- loudly. With the mens ‘single hotties only’ intramural soccer team behind them in line.  And their boyfriend’s dad.

So a very joyous holiday season to all, and to all a good night.

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One Comment leave one →
  1. Chuck permalink
    December 17, 2008 1:42 pm

    lmao… what in god’s name happened at the pharmacy??

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